101 Dirty Text Messages To Send A Guy

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101 MIND-BLOWING DIRTY TEXTS That Were Originally Custom-Created For An A-List Celebrity To Use On Her A-List Celebrity Boyfriend– Now Available To You!

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Warning:  These Seductive, Filthy Sexts Aren’t Vanilla.  They’re Raunchy, Dirty, Nasty and Will Turn Men On In Ways Most Housewives Never Could!

Here’s a few to whet his appetite:

11.“In the mornings, when I think about your succulent sausage, I just want to poach my pussy like an egg and let its yolk-juice drip out all over you.  Now THAT’S a breakfast.

22.“I wish I could steal your tongue and dangle it from a chain around my hips, letting it tickle my clit wherever I went.  Coochie-coochie-ooh!”

How about ‘em apples?

 

how to be sexy, sexy textsDO YOU:

Want to IMPROVE SEX in your ‘dusty’ marriage?

Want to ‘WOW’ A NEW GUY with how creatively sexy you can be?

Desire to BRING A DRIFTING MAN BACK “to attention”?

Need to PROVE to your man that YOU AREN’T the SEXUAL STALE CRACKER he thinks you are?

Want to SHOW THAT BEOYATCH, who’s hanging around your man like an alley cat with her mangy tail in the air, how it’s really done?

 

From the Desk of: Relationship Expert Kristina Marchant

Listen up, Gorgeous!  Sex in a relationship can get dull.  Heck, it can even start out kinda “meh”, because women don’t necessarily fall in love with a guy because he’s sexy and great in bed.  However, most men are NOT the same as women.

Guys NEED hot sex to stay loyal and in love, and if your sex life has gotten dull, or never quite got off the ground, now’s the time to turn up the heat in your relationship.  It’s time to use your cell phone (don’t you both mostly communicate via text anyway?!) and  get your man’s head spinning like a top… and his baby-maker harder than a rock.

 

 Your Man Has NEVER Seen Sexts Like These Before.  They Will Blow His Mind… And Make Him ADDICTED TO YOU!

 

sexts for menMost of us aren’t creative enough to come up with great sexts, or we don’t have time to with our job demands, raising babies and running a household.  Some of us don’t sext at all; we don’t trust ourselves and get shy.  And who’s to blame you for being a li’l bland and timid in the vixen department.  Sure, it’s one thing to know you’re good in bed and that your guy has always enjoyed a roll in the hay with you, but to take your sex life up a notch and be the kind of girlfriend or wife who drives him crazy with sexual passion for years and years on end– that’s an intimidating task.

But not an impossible one.  And my sexts are sure to take you from decently sexy to sex kitten of the century!

 

“If He’s Been On The Dating Scene At All In The Last 5 Years, I Guarantee He’s Heard It All Before.  You Have To Send A Sext He’ll NEVER FORGET”

 

sexy talk, sexy text messagesAs a gal who’s into dudes, I can’t tell you how much time I’ve spent online and the amount of dough I’ve forked out for magazines to read up on how to talk dirty.  However, it was always the same garbage.  Yes, there was some golden prose sprinkled in the mix, but for the most part, everything seems silly, syrupy or just plain played out.  I knew the guys I dated had heard it all before.

EVERYONE is sexting!  It’s an epidemic,  and if you aren’t better than the rest, you aren’t going to stand out in his eyes as the hot kitty kat goddess you are!  Or, if he’s your husband, he’ll be hearing about the sexts his coworkers and buddies get from gals and yours will probably pale in comparison.

EVERYONE is sexting!  It’s an epidemic, and if you aren’t better than the rest, you aren’t going to stand out in his eyes. Time to stop sending him boring ‘selfies’ and get creative!

Bad girls, or sex kittens, or vixens extraordinaire, or whatever you want to call them, don’t send sexts like “I miss ur cock” or “I’m thinking of u & touching myself.”  Why?  Because EVERY girlfriend or wife worth half a lay does these things.

 

dirty text messages, sextingA REAL MINX knows how to use sexts to:

Give even the most eligible man an erection as hard as a December icicle… from across the country

Make him pass on nights out with the boys just for the promise of booty back home.

Unleash his dirty animal side like a rabid beast.

Turn sorry saps everywhere into babbling small boys who’d stupidly do anything for pink parts!

 

Now, these potato-without-salt sexts you’ve been sending, the anemic ones you’ve been finding free online, may work on your man; he may be happy just to get a few boring ball-teasers.  After all, some men aren’t hard to please. But there are a lot of men with minds far too raunchy and nasty to be sexually satisfied by the average Suzy Homemaker’s attempts at being sexy-cute.

Sure, he says he appreciates your sweet attempts at being sexy, but deep down inside, he might just be telling himself“I wish my woman would understand how much I need it to be sloppy, stupid, dirty and downright wrong.  I wish she’d tease me all day long with dirty texts that actually had the power to make this mind-numbing suburban existence I live more exciting!” 

 

 “There are a lot of men with minds far too raunchy and nasty to be sexually satisfied by the average Suzy Homemaker’s attempts at being sexy-cute.”

 

Being dangerously addictive is all about the tease!  Women who can compel men to do ANYTHING know that being a great lover starts and ends outside the bedroom.  And teasing a man is an art.  It’s about mentally mind-f-king men so that they don’t know quite how to handle you or how to handle their aching desire for you.

A mental mind-f-k isn’t just achieved with your looks.  A mini-skirt, a new hair-do and a great set of stilettos are not to be overlooked (men are visual creatures), but those things alone won’t get him hooked on you and unable to stop thinking about you at work.

There are LOTS of beautiful women out there, and as I once heard a man say, “For every hot chick, there’s some dude somewhere tired of banging her.”

To seduce your man, you have to understand how to use language and a creative imagination to impress him and turn him.  And that’s where I come in.

 

“My sexts are sure to take you from ‘decently sexy’ to ‘sex kitten of the century’!”

dirty text messages to send a guy

My List, 101 Dirty Text Messages To Send A Guy, Was Originally Created For An A-List Celebrity Friend Who Wanted Her A-List Ex Back!

 

 

I personally created this list for a famous actress-friend (everyone knows who she is) who wanted to get her celebrity boyfriend (everyone REALLY knows who he is) back in her arms.  When they broke it off for awhile, he was playing the field and she knew that the only way to get a hot, rich and talented man like him back in her bed was to be as good of a sexter as she was an actress.

I got her permission to use these texts I wrote for her to use with him (she paid me over 100$ to come up with these texts) and now I’m offering them to you for a fraction of the price!

Here’s what she said about these sexts I originally created for her:

“These text messages did amazing things for my relationship.   He started to text back right away.  He wanted to see me all the time.  Whereas before, he sometimes didn’t get back to me all day and saw me infrequently. He used to blame his crazy work schedule, but then I realized that if he wanted to see me, he would find a way.  These texts were the inspiration. He still talks about all those dirty messages and has them all saved on his phone.  I think I need to get Kristina to write me some more, fast!  Thanks to her, I feel great about my sexuality and my love life.

-  Famous Actress Friend

 

Here’s some of the shockingly delicious dirty texts you’ll be privy to:

“In the mornings, when I think about your succulent sausage, I just want to poach my pussy like an egg and let its yolk-juice drip out all over you.  Now THAT’S a breakfast.

“I want you to fuck me fast and hard, using your cock like a whisk to whip my pussy cream into a custard meringue…  A ring of pussy-creampie around the base of your cock!”

“I wish I could steal your tongue and dangle it from a chain around my hips, letting it tickle my clit wherever I went.  Coochie-coochie-ooh!”

And 97 more!

 

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  • Feel like a sexy vixen who knows how to get her man horny
  • Set your relationship up for the best sex ever!

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A real sexy hunnybunny who knows how to drag a happy man around by his cock-a-doodle DOES NOT do things like leave rose-petal pathways from the front door to the bedroom, or buy stiff, itchy lingerie and stumble around the apartment in it.  Why?  Because Cosmo and those cheesy Rom Coms are giving you terrible advice.  Those sources are made for and cater to women.  They aren’t going to be honest with you about what a man REALLY DESIRES!

Look, some men are happy with vanilla and your guy may be one of them.  Maybe he likes to get a new set of heart-print boxers and a box of Red Hots on his nightstand from you.  That may be enough to please him.  But sweetheart, don’t fool yourself, most men need seductions that are CREATIVELY HOT, INNOVATIVE & DAMN, DAMN, DAMN SEXY to feel that constant itch of horn-dog!

These seduction ideas will get you laid and beyond appreciated by your man!  Here’s few examples of what you’ll get:

#48.  Buy him a cock ring and surprise him with it by placing it around the gearshift of his car.

#44.  Give him a letter opener for his desk with a note stating, “Every time you slide this blade inside the crease of a sealed letter, think about your tongue slipping between the folds of my pussy.”

#33.  Secretly record an audio of your sex, make it into a CD, and pop it in his car CD player so that it plays when he starts up the engine.

#25.  Look at him with an angry stare, and when you catch his attention, strut over to him, shove your hand down your pants, touch yourself, and roughly smear your juicy goodness across his face while saying, “Do you see what you do to me, dammit!”

“In 15 minutes from now, you could have the lists & be planning your attack tonight!”

 

talking dirty, how to be a dirty girlIn 15 minutes from now, you could have the lists, be planning your attack tonight and getting yourself all geared up to talk nasty and tease him like he didn’t even know was possible.  He’ll be stunned and won’t know where you learned these things, but even if he seems a little too shocked to speak, he won’t soon forget it, if ever!

You’ll have to pry him away from your pussy with a pitch fork.  He will become addicted to your smell– so much so that he will actually want you more when you are sweaty from the gym and your pheromones are more potent.

 

“If You Are An Inexperienced Lover, Here’s Your Chance To Be Brave & Bold By Sending Sexts That Are Proven To Work”

 

Lots of women shy away from being bad girls for their men.  Their guys have probably told them a hundred times how much they love a dirty, nasty chick in the bedroom, and yet these women refuse to provide their men these needs.

 

“He might just be telling himself, ‘I wish my woman would understand how much I need it sloppy, stupid, dirty and downright wrong.  I wish she’d tease me all day long and make this mind-numbing suburban existence I live a little more exciting!’”

 

Yes, it can be uncomfortable being sexual and saying and doing outlandish things to tease your man, but if you secretly want to do them and they don’t go against your morals or beliefs, you have to suck up your bashfulness and try.

It’s time to stop taking yourself so seriously and let go!  Have fun being a sexual creature who loves sex and all the juicy, slushy, sexy raunch that comes along with getting down and dirty.  He’s not going to label you a slut or think you’re weird.  He’s your man and he loves you.  He’s going to think, “How the heck did I get so f**king lucky?!”

 

“Men Cheat A LOT!  If Your Sex Is Bland, He Won’t Be Able To Resist Temptation”

 

dirty texts The reality is that sex is too powerful for most men to stay in a relationship that DOESN’T sexually satisfy them.  The majority who stay, cheat, and, hun, I don’t EVER want that to happen to you.  These sexts will keep him home, because frankly, there is no mistress out there who is going to be as wild and unbridled as you will be when you sext him like:

 

 #3.  “This horny kitty wants to rub up against your girthy cock and purrrr softly.  Then she wants to yank back your hair and bite your neck until it throbs.  A li’l meow and then a naughty-cat Grrr!”

 

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I know there will be at least a few dozen sexts on the list that will really get your gears going and will make you into the kind of sex kitten he’s always dream about!

For the price of a so-so bottle of wine you can have a list of words that will blow his mind and hold his interest long after alcohol would.  It’s fun and daring and it will spice-up your relationship just enough to keep him sexually satiated, get you the orgasms you deserve and make sexy time much, much more exciting and adventurous.

Heck, these sexts are so naughty and wild, you can spread them out over a year or more, only using one every week or so.  That’s enough teasing to keep most men over-the-moon with delight– think Batman’s Joker smiles and hard cocks all weekend long!

 

 “It’s about mentally mind-f-king men so that they don’t know quite how to handle you or how to handle their aching desire for you!” 

 

Don’t Waste Another Second…

  • Make him want you.
  • Feel like a sexy vixen who knows how to get her man horny
  • Set your relationship up for the best sex ever!

101 Dirty Text Messages To Send A Guy

(Instant Download .pdf format)

$27

101 Ways To Seduce Your Man FREE With Purchase

 




All My Love & Filthy Desire,

Kristina Marchant

Still not sure?  Steal one of the free examples I took from the list and send it to him.  See what he says.  Oh, but first, bookmark this page because you’ll be back, you li’l minx!

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